14 of the most frightfully middle class things ever

A FEW WEEKS ago, Myleene Klass shared e-mails sent by parents from her children’s school.

They were pretty much the most middle class thing ever.

But those e-mails were just the tip of the iceberg.

May we present the most middle-class things to ever happen.

Ever.

1. “Oh, we don’t carve pumpkins. We carve peppers.”

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2. This cry for help

3. The invention of ironing water

Source: dukejl/Twitter

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4. Because what child hasn't wished for a miniature model of Waitrose Fresh Organic Full Cream

5. This terrifying headline that will shake you to your core

6. This magazine

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7. This unconvincing gangster tattoo

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8. This nugget of advice to someone's younger self

Touching. Inspirational.

9. These crisps

Source: Healthy Supplies

10. BEWARE.

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11. This sickeningly posh bone for your bloody dog

Source: Peter Murray/Twitter

12. This very threatening graffiti

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13. Biscotti - for the discerning baby

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14. And finally, chorizo

Source: iolegourmet

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